‘I suppose you’d rather have a cup of tea?’ Robbie asked sarcastically.

‘No, but I’d rather have a good wank.’ Simon raised his right hand and waved it in the air. ‘Let me introduce you to Mr Dexter. Mr Dexter, Robbie Lamont. Robbie, Mr Dexter. No relation to that monumentally boring thing on telly. My Mr Dexter is very skilled, and better than any girl. …

‘… And I wouldn’t want you to think I’m the jealous posessive sort. I’m quite prepared to share Mr Dexter’s favours with the right person.’ He wiggled his fingers in the vicinity of Robbie’s fly. ‘Let me show you just how skilled he is.’

from The Talented Mr Dexter by Kathryn Bell