Seasonal Haikus

Chocolate orange,
One more couldn't make me sick.
I am wrong again.

Sexy Santa Claus,
Get your thong out of my face.
Stuffing is ruined.

Allan MacWilliam

All Gold, Frankincense and Myrrh 

I pray for Jesus,
For Peace and Love eternal 
– and Quality Street.

Glad Tidings Of Joy

Waiting by chimney
In Superman pyjamas:
A chubby chaser.

Christmas: A Time for Giving

An eternity
Under drooping mistletoe;
At last – ho-ho-ho. 

Scot Douglas